Welcome to the DPG [A Short Story]


If this is your first time visiting the website for the Division of Parenting & Guardianship, welcome! Parenting is one of the most rewarding experiences and we’re so happy you’ve made the decision to take the first step.

On this site, we’ll explain to you a bit more why the DPG was founded, what our mission is, and answer some frequently asked questions regarding our approach to parenting, guardianship, and creation.


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Due to unforeseen events in the earlier part of this century, a massive baby boom took place for the better part of a decade. As a result, scientists failed to accurately project and thereby control population growth.

Original estimates suggested we’d reach 10 billion global citizens by the year 2050. In reality, we’ve now passed the 20 billion mark.

The Real Problem of Overpopulation

Overpopulation isn’t just a superficial issue of overcrowding.

With the population growing out of control, our land, resources, and food have been depleted. As a result, societies around the world have experienced an exponential rise in:

  • Corruption and exploitation

  • Economic inflation

  • Joblessness

  • Poverty

  • Starvation

  • Crime and violence

  • Animal extinctions

  • Natural disasters

  • Rampant disease

  • And more

The planet is no longer a safe or healthy place to live for the majority of people. With the government failing to colonize neighboring planets, we have no other option but to fix the problems facing us on Earth.

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